Tiptailbod is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, conceited beaver.

Tiptailbod created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Tiptailbod, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tiptailbod, it will boil you in a big pot.

Tiptailbod's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Tiptailbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near doves.

2. Always obey Tiptailbod's priests.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near mites while wearing pink skirts and balancing six titanium spheres on your neck.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.