Motrothog is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witless wombat.

Motrothog created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Motrothog, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Motrothog, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Motrothog's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Motrothog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not keep nine seals in a large pit.

5. Never think about cell theory.