Zanfossnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, calm yak.

Zanfossnurl created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zanfossnurl, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zanfossnurl, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zanfossnurl's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Zanfossnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Zanfossnurl must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.