Sandsismid is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable pig.

Sandsismid created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandsismid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sandsismid, she will not invite you to parties.

Sandsismid's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sandsismid's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sandsismid six times a day.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Sandsismid loves otters, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.