Himmisyam is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, competent mouse.

Himmisyam created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himmisyam, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Himmisyam, he will turn you into a worm.

Himmisyam's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Himmisyam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Himmisyam on top of all buildings.

2. Never sprint in the presence of foxes.

3. Retreat if three capybaras approach from the west.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.