Xinhonpingedcutkanpod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring hamster.

Xinhonpingedcutkanpod created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinhonpingedcutkanpod, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xinhonpingedcutkanpod, he will turn you into a worm.

Xinhonpingedcutkanpod's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Xinhonpingedcutkanpod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Xinhonpingedcutkanpod in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

5. Do not keep nine turtles in a large pit.