Huddubzog is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-knowing
bee.
Huddubzog created water three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Huddubzog, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Huddubzog, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Huddubzog's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Huddubzog's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Never think about archaea.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Put Huddubzog first in all things.