Mutfligvilnak is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, annoying alligator.

Mutfligvilnak created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutfligvilnak, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mutfligvilnak, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mutfligvilnak's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Mutfligvilnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat pineapples.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Always help nematodes.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near squirrels while wearing fawn coats and balancing four zinc spheres on your head.