Dogvidbess is a god.

She takes the form of a large, all-knowing wren.

Dogvidbess created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogvidbess, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dogvidbess, she will strike you with lightening.

Dogvidbess' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Dogvidbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must love Dogvidbess.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

4. Never bounce near geese.

5. Do not cook food in pots.