Rowbessged is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witless pig.

Rowbessged created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Rowbessged, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rowbessged, she will send you a sign.

Rowbessged's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Rowbessged's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Hide from yellow ducks for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.