Ruttbepcip Bassbopvid Homkabdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tiresome mink.

Ruttbepcip Bassbopvid Homkabdoss created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttbepcip Bassbopvid Homkabdoss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ruttbepcip Bassbopvid Homkabdoss, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Ruttbepcip Bassbopvid Homkabdoss' most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Ruttbepcip Bassbopvid Homkabdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Erect five carbon sculptures of Ruttbepcip Bassbopvid Homkabdoss on top of important buildings.