Tipsitvid is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, charitable rat.

Tipsitvid created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipsitvid, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tipsitvid, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tipsitvid's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tipsitvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four sheep in a large pit.

2. Worship no other gods but Tipsitvid.

3. Always treat dogs with great respect.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never look at nebulae.