Hasmipvonkyardodmad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless weasel.

Hasmipvonkyardodmad created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Hasmipvonkyardodmad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hasmipvonkyardodmad, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hasmipvonkyardodmad's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Hasmipvonkyardodmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near voles.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about gravity near turtles while wearing cyan scarves and balancing nine iron spheres on your neck.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.