Sagragzimved Duthudnill is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, tiresome fish.

Sagragzimved Duthudnill created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagragzimved Duthudnill, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sagragzimved Duthudnill, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Sagragzimved Duthudnill's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Sagragzimved Duthudnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Never talk about dark energy near birds while wearing orange coats.

4. Always treat badgers with great respect.

5. Never feed limes to grasshopers while wearing shirts.