Xenhadrigzod is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate pig.

Xenhadrigzod created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenhadrigzod, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xenhadrigzod, he will think nothing of it.

Xenhadrigzod's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Xenhadrigzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Xenhadrigzod on top of important buildings.

4. Retreat if five dogs approach from the east.

5. Xenhadrigzod loves goats, so they must be honoured.