Saggamnak is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud raven.

Saggamnak created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saggamnak, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Saggamnak, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Saggamnak's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Saggamnak's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Saggamnak must be the most important thing in your life.