Flagventit is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless hedgehog.

Flagventit created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flagventit, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flagventit, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Flagventit's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Flagventit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never paint your feet yellow.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.