Nakgenmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate weasel.

Nakgenmeg created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nakgenmeg, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nakgenmeg, it will not care.

Nakgenmeg's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Nakgenmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five aardvarks in a large pit.

2. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never sit near tapirs.

5. Never hurt badgers.