Hatdossfat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, witty crow.

Hatdossfat created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Hatdossfat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hatdossfat, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Hatdossfat's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hatdossfat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six whales approach from the south.

2. Never eat melons.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about gravity near rats while wearing red shoes and balancing five aluminium spheres on your neck.