Weesatbanwig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm snake.

Weesatbanwig created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Weesatbanwig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Weesatbanwig, it will turn you into a frog.

Weesatbanwig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Weesatbanwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never play with disobedient children.