Fidpog is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, wise camel.

Fidpog created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidpog, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fidpog, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fidpog's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fidpog's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always look after injured eagles.

5. Do not eat apples.