Sadjipbab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, duplicitous squid.

Sadjipbab created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadjipbab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sadjipbab, it will turn you into a hamster.

Sadjipbab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sadjipbab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Never feed figs to mites while wearing red hats.