Homnadlun is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, merciless dolphin.

Homnadlun created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Homnadlun, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Homnadlun, he will strike you with lightening.

Homnadlun's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Homnadlun's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Homnadlun in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never wear cyan hats.