Arpfotqueegbinxenwat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, intelligent salamander.

Arpfotqueegbinxenwat created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpfotqueegbinxenwat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Arpfotqueegbinxenwat, he will not care.

Arpfotqueegbinxenwat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Arpfotqueegbinxenwat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Fast once a month.