Vinlarnnil is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, happy manatee.

Vinlarnnil created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinlarnnil, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vinlarnnil, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Vinlarnnil's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Vinlarnnil's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vinlarnnil.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about gravity near pigs while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing four silver spheres on your chest.

4. You must pray to Vinlarnnil nine times a day.

5. Do not keep six eagles in a large pit.