Talbodhabxemgan is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, flying
spider.
Talbodhabxemgan created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.
If you believe in
Talbodhabxemgan, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Talbodhabxemgan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Talbodhabxemgan's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Talbodhabxemgan's Holy Commandments1. Never chant in the presence of sharks.
2. Talbodhabxemgan loves dogs, so they must be honoured.
3. Always help sick monkeys.
4. Never go into cyan rooms.
5. Never talk about turtles.