Lipkinstip is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, self-assured frog.

Lipkinstip created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipkinstip, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lipkinstip, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Lipkinstip's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Lipkinstip's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Lipkinstip.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about optics.