Raponthit is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless raven.

Raponthit created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Raponthit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Raponthit, it will laugh at you.

Raponthit's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Raponthit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.