Natlargmid is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, able chicken.

Natlargmid created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natlargmid, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Natlargmid, he will turn you into a rat.

Natlargmid's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Natlargmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Put Natlargmid first in all things.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink alcohol.