Kembastnar is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, duplicitous centipede.

Kembastnar created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kembastnar, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kembastnar, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kembastnar's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Kembastnar's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tortoises.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. You must pray to Kembastnar eight times a day.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Always wear white.