Nellbutrow is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional donkey.

Nellbutrow created matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellbutrow, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nellbutrow, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nellbutrow's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Nellbutrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near ants while wearing mauve hats.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Hide from gray porpoises for they are unholy.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. You must never eat wheat.