Pangdossgup Cudrangab Nutingfatcidvaghivligpod is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful naga.

Pangdossgup Cudrangab Nutingfatcidvaghivligpod created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangdossgup Cudrangab Nutingfatcidvaghivligpod, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pangdossgup Cudrangab Nutingfatcidvaghivligpod, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pangdossgup Cudrangab Nutingfatcidvaghivligpod's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Pangdossgup Cudrangab Nutingfatcidvaghivligpod's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Pangdossgup Cudrangab Nutingfatcidvaghivligpod loves otters, so they must be respected.