Meghotstan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, stupid gnu.

Meghotstan created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Meghotstan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Meghotstan, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Meghotstan's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Meghotstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.