Davfosskom is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, awesome frog.

Davfosskom created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davfosskom, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Davfosskom, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Davfosskom's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Davfosskom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Feed all hungry birds.