Kanfubgil is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful hedgehog.

Kanfubgil created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanfubgil, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kanfubgil, it will try to impress you with trees.

Kanfubgil's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Kanfubgil's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Kanfubgil.

2. Never sing near monkeys.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kanfubgil.