Yamhudlist is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, duplicitous warg.

Yamhudlist created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamhudlist, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yamhudlist, it will cry a lot.

Yamhudlist's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Yamhudlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Do not speak about coconuts.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near voles while wearing orange rings and balancing six gold spheres on your head.

5. Never jump in the presence of monkeys.