Dodtonkbid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring raccoon.

Dodtonkbid created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Dodtonkbid, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dodtonkbid, she will curse you with boils.

Dodtonkbid's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dodtonkbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect seven lead sculptures of Dodtonkbid on top of important buildings.

4. Never feed nuts to badgers while wearing boots.

5. Always obey Dodtonkbid's priests.