Bogkintarg is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, thoughtless dryad.

Bogkintarg created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogkintarg, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogkintarg, he will throw large rocks at you.

Bogkintarg's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bogkintarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near badgers while wearing orange boots and balancing seven silicon spheres on your legs.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bogkintarg on top of all buildings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.