Arnlogboss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, kind rat.

Arnlogboss created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Arnlogboss, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Arnlogboss, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Arnlogboss' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Arnlogboss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four grasshopers approach from the west.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Fast once a month.