Pasyattail is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome monkey.

Pasyattail created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasyattail, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pasyattail, she will try to impress you with trees.

Pasyattail's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Pasyattail's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. You must love Pasyattail.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never pour water over plants.