Lamgemcussniblidwod is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast donkey.

Lamgemcussniblidwod created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lamgemcussniblidwod, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lamgemcussniblidwod, she will turn you into a dog.

Lamgemcussniblidwod's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Lamgemcussniblidwod's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Lamgemcussniblidwod.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.