Littoffunjighat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ill-tempered wasp.

Littoffunjighat created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Littoffunjighat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Littoffunjighat, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Littoffunjighat's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Littoffunjighat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven hamsters approach from the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not take Littoffunjighat's name in vain.

4. You must pray to Littoffunjighat five times a day.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.