Cudtiglit is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witty slug.

Cudtiglit created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Cudtiglit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cudtiglit, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cudtiglit's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cudtiglit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not kill aardvarks.