Cangemdog is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, quiet shrew.

Cangemdog created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cangemdog, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cangemdog, he will not care.

Cangemdog's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Cangemdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Retreat if seven tapirs approach from the north.