Bafceppidsit Sagortcetbot is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful pigeon.

Bafceppidsit Sagortcetbot created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafceppidsit Sagortcetbot, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bafceppidsit Sagortcetbot, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bafceppidsit Sagortcetbot's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bafceppidsit Sagortcetbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Never talk about fire.