Didwotcambod is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, fast crocodile.

Didwotcambod created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Didwotcambod, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Didwotcambod, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Didwotcambod's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Didwotcambod's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Never feed grapes to voles while wearing ear rings.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near aardvarks while wearing green shirts.