Madtargess is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sage hedgehog.

Madtargess created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Madtargess, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Madtargess, he will make you grow a tail.

Madtargess' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Madtargess' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never play with disobedient children.