Manhamnel is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong deer.

Manhamnel created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manhamnel, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Manhamnel, it will turn you into a mole.

Manhamnel's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Manhamnel's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

2. Put Manhamnel first in all things.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.