Labrancam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, tranquil hyena.

Labrancam created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labrancam, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Labrancam, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Labrancam's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Labrancam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not hurt badgers.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Put Labrancam first in all things.