Quaftinnat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient lion.

Quaftinnat created dark energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quaftinnat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quaftinnat, it will manifest in front of you.

Quaftinnat's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Quaftinnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. You must love Quaftinnat.